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From: Magot
Date: 03-03-2007, 07:30 AM (1 of 3)
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: pretnichols
Date: 03-03-2007, 09:46 AM (2 of 3)
Thanks for the chuckle! And "WHO" in their right mind would want a new baby at 65! Can you imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peggy

So little time, sew much to do...........
User: pretnichols
Member since: 10-16-2005
Total posts: 342
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-04-2007, 01:19 AM (3 of 3)
LMAO !!! good one...:bg: :bg: :bg: :bg:
Chrys
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
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