Date: 03-04-2007, 01:27 AM (1 of 3)
> > > A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
> > > doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,
> > > examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
> > > asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
> > > "Breast-fed" she replied.
> > > "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
> > > She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> > > breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
> > > dressed, he said,
> > > "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
> > > "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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Date: 03-04-2007, 11:01 AM (2 of 3)
still weeping from other jokes..... hahahahahaha
love and kisses, Jan
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Date: 03-05-2007, 01:06 AM (3 of 3)
oh, my sides hurt from laughing!~~~
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