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This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-04-2007, 01:33 AM (1 of 3)
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's
on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit,
or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit..."
Chrys
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: DorothyL
Date: 03-04-2007, 10:08 AM (2 of 3)
I like that one.
Dorothy
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: Magot
Date: 03-04-2007, 11:07 AM (3 of 3)
on a roll Kath, on a roll.......:nah:
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
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DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
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