Sew What’s Up Presents
The Sew What’s New Archive
This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and
quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was
retired in August 2007. It is being provided by
“Sew What’s Up,”
which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-04-2007, 01:37 AM (1 of 8)
|
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It was not very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer... "Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied. Chrys
|
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
|
From: Magot
Date: 03-04-2007, 10:55 AM (2 of 8)
...do you read the same Websites as I do Chrys??
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
|
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-05-2007, 12:18 AM (3 of 8)
|
No...I get all my jokes from my sister...she gets them from her scrapbopking job. (while at work at her Union job...)
Chrys
|
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414
|
From: MotherInLaw
Date: 03-05-2007, 12:21 AM (4 of 8)
|
This sounds like you two's kind of jokes. Funny Chrys. LOL Jan you are a blonde what are you doing telling blonde jokes? LOL Chrys, what color is your hair, and the truth, what's under the bottle stuff.
I'm regressing back into my youth, I just have to figure out how I'm going to convience my body to come along with me.
|
User: MotherInLaw
Member since: 06-25-2005 Total posts: 1118 
|
From: Magot
Date: 03-05-2007, 12:13 PM (5 of 8)
|
I am brunette Suzie- before the gray! Distinctly reddy brown with help - I don't think Kath colours her hair - that'll be the alergies.
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
|
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-06-2007, 02:12 AM (6 of 8)
|
Ha...been dyin my hair since 98...drk brow it's original color, so NO one not even my husband knew I was dying my hair...(Clairol Hydrience, water based...)
Chrys
|
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414
|
From: MotherInLaw
Date: 03-06-2007, 09:12 AM (7 of 8)
|
Only my husband knows for sure. He's the one who dyes mine and I'm solid white now but was mousey brown before the age of 16 which is when I started seeing gray. After the age of 32 I was salt and pepper and by 40 I was almost all gray. I dye because it's not a pretty gray it's a brassy white. I tried all the enhancers to make the gray shinny and bright but it just turns it blue. SOOOOOOOOOO It's dye dye dye. Raymond does a good job. ggggggg
I'm regressing back into my youth, I just have to figure out how I'm going to convience my body to come along with me.
|
User: MotherInLaw
Member since: 06-25-2005 Total posts: 1118
|
From: Magot
Date: 03-06-2007, 11:11 AM (8 of 8)
|
Kath accuses me of being a red head - remember the Great Hair Dye Disaster thread? I have to admit to having been ginger in my time.
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626
|
Visit Sew What’s Up for the latest sewing and quilting tips and discussions.
This page was originally located on Sew What’s New (www.sew-whats-new.com) at http://www.sew-whats-new.com/vb/archive/index.php/t-21683.html
Sew What’s Up is hosted by ZenSoft