Date: 03-12-2007, 10:47 PM (1 of 3)
One day a blonde was trying to put together a jigsaw puzzle with great difficulty...She calls her boyfriend and whines, " I can't get this puzzle!" He asks what is it supposed to be? She says that the picture on the box shows a tiger...
So, he goes over to her place and she has the pieces spread out all over the kitchen table...
He walks to the table ; sits her down and makes her a cup of tea. He takes her hand and sighs gently, "Sweetie, this will never turn into a tiger...now let's put the Frosted Flakes back into the box..."
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Date: 03-12-2007, 11:21 PM (2 of 3)
LMAO !!!! really good one
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Date: 03-13-2007, 11:30 AM (3 of 3)
love and kisses, Jan
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