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From: Magot
Date: 03-23-2007, 11:30 AM (1 of 9)
Our little cat (the one just neutered who wee-ed on my bed yesterday) Turbo, has a habit of running around with bits of paper in his mouth. Used to be he was satisfied with a bus ticket but now he's a big boy he likes a post it note.

Sweet revenge - at the moment he is running around with a note that says
"Help, I am trapped in the body of this cat!"

Makes me chuckle every time I see him....

what else can I write?

"feed me" is a little obvious - though I like the idea of some obscure physics equations...
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
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DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Bama
Date: 03-23-2007, 01:53 PM (2 of 9)
:bg: :bg: :bg: :bg:

How about a ransom note. "Place 12 cans of tuna wrapped in a plain brown bag into the kitchen, or the mouse gets it."
User: Bama
Member since: 03-21-2000
Total posts: 2116
From: Pudge99
Date: 03-23-2007, 02:29 PM (3 of 9)
OH Jan! You can have so much fun with this when you have company over.
"That pate (did I spell that right) you just ate was actually a can of my cat food."
Or even "Linda called said she would be coming to dinner after all. Dump a can of catfood in the stew to stretch it out."
The possibilities are endless.
Gina
Pictures of my successes and failures
Pfaff 2040
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User: Pudge99
Member since: 10-30-2001
Total posts: 1375
From: DorothyL
Date: 03-23-2007, 03:00 PM (4 of 9)
Gina --
I'm not even going to make the McDonalds wise crack that comes to mind here.
Dorothy
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: Pudge99
Date: 03-23-2007, 05:01 PM (5 of 9)
Ahh. Thank You Dorothy. I appreciate the restraint you are showing.
Gina
Pictures of my successes and failures
Pfaff 2040
Janome Mylock 134D
Singer Futura CE-100 w/ Autopunch
Husqvarna Viking 3D Sketch
User: Pudge99
Member since: 10-30-2001
Total posts: 1375
From: Bama
Date: 03-23-2007, 07:11 PM (6 of 9)
I thought of a good one. "got milk?"
User: Bama
Member since: 03-21-2000
Total posts: 2116
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-23-2007, 07:49 PM (7 of 9)
"Dad did it...."

" a little pee (dab) will do ya..."

" Chicken of the Sea is really tuna ???"
Chrys
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: Magot
Date: 03-23-2007, 11:47 PM (8 of 9)
love the ransom note! keep 'em coming...

the flagon with the dragon has the potion with the lotion, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: CodyGramma
Date: 03-31-2007, 07:11 PM (9 of 9)
Dogs drool....cats rule!!
User: CodyGramma
Member since: 04-22-2005
Total posts: 133
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