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From: Magot
Date: 03-24-2007, 11:17 AM (1 of 7)
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk. He can see from her name badge that her name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long holiday." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says "30,000." The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that 30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Yeah. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says,

"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: DorothyL
Date: 03-24-2007, 11:26 AM (2 of 7)
OHhhhhh
Dorothy
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Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: lendube
Date: 03-24-2007, 11:32 AM (3 of 7)
"OHhhhhh"

Dorothy said it best.

Lennie
User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006
Total posts: 1548
From: Magot
Date: 03-24-2007, 11:43 AM (4 of 7)
You know you love me really!
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-24-2007, 08:46 PM (5 of 7)
OMG !!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT !!!!!!!:up:
Chrys
User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002
Total posts: 2414
From: weezyrider
Date: 03-28-2007, 08:53 AM (6 of 7)
:bg:
You had me singing that dratted song all day!

Weezy
User: weezyrider
Member since: 08-19-2003
Total posts: 218
From: bridesmom
Date: 03-28-2007, 11:41 PM (7 of 7)
I love that joke! I had a friend back East whose nick name was PattiWack.
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
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