Date: 03-28-2007, 12:13 PM (1 of 4)
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
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Date: 03-28-2007, 12:23 PM (2 of 4)
I remember two from when I lived in Taiwan years ago.
A tea shop called "The Happy Intercourse Room"
"The Happy VD Clinic"
Absolute truth. Passed them often as they were on the main shopping street. As a teenager at the time those were particularly funny.
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Date: 03-28-2007, 08:35 PM (3 of 4)
I love stupid signs !!! good one
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Date: 03-29-2007, 07:31 PM (4 of 4)
I have seen most of those some are new. They allways bring a smile to my face,
I like the one about the toliet out of order use the floor below.
I am always having to go to the bathroom when I am out shopping. Ha. pinkroses
I know I have a guradian angel watching over me. I am very gratefull. PINKROSES
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