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From: SheliaHC
Date: 03-28-2007, 12:13 PM (1 of 4)
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TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so) ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) |
User: SheliaHC
Member since: 12-28-2005 Total posts: 95 |
From: lendube
Date: 03-28-2007, 12:23 PM (2 of 4)
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Wonderful! I remember two from when I lived in Taiwan years ago. A tea shop called "The Happy Intercourse Room" and "The Happy VD Clinic" Absolute truth. Passed them often as they were on the main shopping street. As a teenager at the time those were particularly funny. Lennie |
User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006 Total posts: 1548 |
From: Chrysantha
Date: 03-28-2007, 08:35 PM (3 of 4)
I love stupid signs !!! good one 
Chrys
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User: Chrysantha
Member since: 09-06-2002 Total posts: 2414 
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From: pinkroses
Date: 03-29-2007, 07:31 PM (4 of 4)
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I have seen most of those some are new. They allways bring a smile to my face, I like the one about the toliet out of order use the floor below. I am always having to go to the bathroom when I am out shopping. Ha. pinkroses I know I have a guradian angel watching over me. I am very gratefull. PINKROSES
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User: pinkroses
Member since: 11-30-2005 Total posts: 64 
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