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From: pretnichols
Date: 04-04-2007, 10:24 AM (1 of 2)
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so he used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand? The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away." He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?" The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."

The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!" He did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did, you scared the sxxt out of him!"

So little time, sew much to do...........
User: pretnichols
Member since: 10-16-2005
Total posts: 342
From: lendube
Date: 04-04-2007, 11:42 AM (2 of 2)
lol lol lol lol Good one, Peggy! Clever kid!

Lennie :up:
User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006
Total posts: 1548
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