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From: micksparadise
Date: 04-20-2007, 01:47 AM (1 of 1)
A 47 yr old women is in the hospital having a heart attack. Well the doctors were trying to save her life she met God. God said "My dear child don't be afraid. You will not die. You have 43 years. 3 months and 11 days to live.

Before she left the hospital she thought about what God had said and proceeded to get the works done. She had a tummy tuck, face lift, breast implants, liposuction and even had her teeth bleached.

She thought if I'm going to be on this earth that long I might as well make the best of it.

One day she went shopping and crossed a busy intersection and before her eyes there was a bus in front of her...Splat...she was dead instantly. Again she met with God and asked him "God why did you do told me that I had 43 yrs. 3 months and 11 days to live?" God replied "I'm so sorry my dear child, but I did not recognize YOU!":re:

Keep Smiling,

User: micksparadise
Member since: 04-11-2007
Total posts: 7
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