Date: 04-20-2007, 11:38 AM (1 of 3)
Patrick McGregor, a lad of Irish Scots descent, was showing his new mobile to his mate when a cat came up and asked to use it.
“I need to ‘phone my dad,” he explained. “He’s a little chap, sits by the garden pond all day fishing. I need to tell him his skittles match is on. I haven’t any money to pay you but you can have this drawing pin.”
“A drawing pin!” exclaimed Patrick.
Pat’s friend said, “It’s a tin-tack Paddy Mac, lend the mog your ‘phone; his ol’ man’s a bowling gnome.”
love and kisses, Jan
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Date: 04-20-2007, 12:12 PM (2 of 3)
Oh no Jan's back in form!!!
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Date: 04-21-2007, 01:32 AM (3 of 3)
OOOOOhhhh, that was really a Jan joke!
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