Sew, What's Up

Sew What’s Up Presents

The Sew What’s New Archive

This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: Magot
Date: 04-20-2007, 11:38 AM (1 of 3)
Patrick McGregor, a lad of Irish Scots descent, was showing his new mobile to his mate when a cat came up and asked to use it.

“I need to ‘phone my dad,” he explained. “He’s a little chap, sits by the garden pond all day fishing. I need to tell him his skittles match is on. I haven’t any money to pay you but you can have this drawing pin.”

“A drawing pin!” exclaimed Patrick.

Pat’s friend said, “It’s a tin-tack Paddy Mac, lend the mog your ‘phone; his ol’ man’s a bowling gnome.”
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: HeyJudee
Date: 04-20-2007, 12:12 PM (2 of 3)
Oh no Jan's back in form!!! :bg:
TTFN from
User: HeyJudee
Member since: 01-25-2005
Total posts: 1366
From: bridesmom
Date: 04-21-2007, 01:32 AM (3 of 3)
OOOOOhhhh, that was really a Jan joke!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
Sew, What's Up
Search the “Sew What’s New” Archive:
Visit Sew What’s Up for the latest sewing and quilting tips and discussions.
This page was originally located on Sew What’s New ( at