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From: CodyGramma
Date: 05-03-2007, 10:14 AM (1 of 2)
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SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! |
User: CodyGramma
Member since: 04-22-2005 Total posts: 133 
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From: plrlegal
Date: 05-03-2007, 05:12 PM (2 of 2)
I will say this gang -- Getting older is definitely not for wimps! I always thought getting older would be a lot easier -- man was I ever wrong -- I seem to have aches and pains these days in places I didn't even know I have!!! LOL  Patsy Patsy
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User: plrlegal
Member since: 05-19-2001 Total posts: 318 |
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