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From: Reta J
Date: 05-08-2007, 10:02 AM (1 of 1)
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple bottles of Bud. The passenger Buba, says "Lookey thar up ahead Earl! It's a police roadblock. We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"

"Dont worry, Bubba" Earl said. "we'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"Wher fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin' Ok?" said Earl

They finished their beers, threw the empties out of sign and put a label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sherrif said "You boys been drinkin?"

"No, sir," Earl said while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."
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