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From: Bama
Date: 05-25-2007, 11:30 AM (1 of 9)
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, Girl Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Girl Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says .................................................. ..............

"Liver alone. Cheese mine." :bg:
User: Bama
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From: dmoses
Date: 05-25-2007, 11:36 AM (2 of 9)
:bg: :bg: :bg:

I love the Taco Bell chihuahua! LOL :monkey:
Take care,
User: dmoses
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From: lendube
Date: 05-25-2007, 12:46 PM (3 of 9)
So cute!

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Member since: 08-06-2006
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From: HeyJudee
Date: 05-25-2007, 12:53 PM (4 of 9) first I thought the dots were a nasty phrase that I was supposed to know or had to figure out...then I saw the phrase answer below!!! :bg:

I loved it! Reminded me of one of the Xmas jokes...weewee chu
TTFN from
User: HeyJudee
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From: DorothyL
Date: 05-25-2007, 03:23 PM (5 of 9)
You've been hanging around Jan too long.
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Member since: 12-09-2002
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From: jwright
Date: 05-25-2007, 04:14 PM (6 of 9)
That is so cute!!!
User: jwright
Member since: 12-28-2006
Total posts: 96
From: Magot
Date: 05-28-2007, 03:19 AM (7 of 9)
Nobody can hang around me TOO long!

Nice one Bama.
love and kisses, Jan
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DNA to order.
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From: bridesmom
Date: 05-30-2007, 07:34 PM (8 of 9)
:up: :up: :up:
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
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From: Patty22
Date: 05-30-2007, 07:50 PM (9 of 9)
Bwhahahahahahaha......that's a good one.
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