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From: Bama
Date: 06-26-2007, 04:50 PM (1 of 4)
A retired friend sent this to me and I thought about Patsy with her retirement coming up in a few months.  Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. QUESTION: What do you do all week? Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest!! Question: How do you describe retirement? Answer: The never ending Coffee Break. Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes no one tells your parents. Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal. |
User: Bama
Member since: 03-21-2000 Total posts: 2116 
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From: lendube
Date: 06-26-2007, 05:02 PM (2 of 4)
Very cute. I'm sure Patsy will appreciate it.  Lennie |
User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006 Total posts: 1548 |
From: plrlegal
Date: 06-26-2007, 10:02 PM (3 of 4)
I'm already relating!!!  Patsy Patsy
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User: plrlegal
Member since: 05-19-2001 Total posts: 318 |
From: Magot
Date: 06-27-2007, 02:34 PM (4 of 4)
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Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. ah now I relate to that one with 2 back from uni and one on the way.... ... and I just moved to a smaller house.... love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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