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This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
From: Magot
Date: 07-26-2007, 02:41 PM (1 of 6)
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?"

She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.


Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table.

One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?"

The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me"


and finally

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost 499 to 599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Bama
Date: 07-26-2007, 03:40 PM (2 of 6)
:bg: :bg: :bg:
User: Bama
Member since: 03-21-2000
Total posts: 2116
From: DorothyL
Date: 07-27-2007, 12:00 AM (3 of 6)
Ahh -- we've missed that.
Dorothy (me)
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: lendube
Date: 07-27-2007, 12:54 PM (4 of 6)
I'll join Bams. :bg: :bg: :bg:

User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006
Total posts: 1548
From: bridesmom
Date: 08-01-2007, 10:41 PM (5 of 6)
She's bbaaaaaaccccckkkkkk! Good ones Jan!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
From: ninifav
Date: 08-02-2007, 10:02 PM (6 of 6)
Love it, love it, love it!!!
User: ninifav
Member since: 09-06-2004
Total posts: 204
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