Date: 07-26-2007, 02:41 PM (1 of 6)
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?"
She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table.
One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?"
The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me"
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
love and kisses, Jan
Cells a Speciality
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Date: 07-26-2007, 03:40 PM (2 of 6)
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Date: 07-27-2007, 12:00 AM (3 of 6)
Ahh -- we've missed that.
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Date: 07-27-2007, 12:54 PM (4 of 6)
I'll join Bams.
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Date: 08-01-2007, 10:41 PM (5 of 6)
She's bbaaaaaaccccckkkkkk! Good ones Jan!
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
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Date: 08-02-2007, 10:02 PM (6 of 6)
|Love it, love it, love it!!!||
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