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From: Magot
Date: 07-26-2007, 02:41 PM (1 of 6)
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. ******************** Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table. One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?" The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me" ********************** and finally Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost £499 to £599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us Cells a Speciality DNA to order. |
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002 Total posts: 3626 
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From: Bama
Date: 07-26-2007, 03:40 PM (2 of 6)
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User: Bama
Member since: 03-21-2000 Total posts: 2116 
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From: DorothyL
Date: 07-27-2007, 12:00 AM (3 of 6)
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Ahh -- we've missed that. Dorothy (me) |
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002 Total posts: 3883 |
From: lendube
Date: 07-27-2007, 12:54 PM (4 of 6)
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I'll join Bams. Lennie |
User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006 Total posts: 1548 |
From: bridesmom
Date: 08-01-2007, 10:41 PM (5 of 6)
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She's bbaaaaaaccccckkkkkk! Good ones Jan!
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D |
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004 Total posts: 2026 |
From: ninifav
Date: 08-02-2007, 10:02 PM (6 of 6)
| Love it, love it, love it!!! |
User: ninifav
Member since: 09-06-2004 Total posts: 204 |
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