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From: Magot
Date: 07-26-2007, 02:41 PM (1 of 6)
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?"

She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table.

One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?"

The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me"

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and finally


Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost 499 to 599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
love and kisses, Jan
Guts-R-Us
Cells a Speciality
DNA to order.
User: Magot
Member since: 12-22-2002
Total posts: 3626
From: Bama
Date: 07-26-2007, 03:40 PM (2 of 6)
:bg: :bg: :bg:
User: Bama
Member since: 03-21-2000
Total posts: 2116
From: DorothyL
Date: 07-27-2007, 12:00 AM (3 of 6)
Ahh -- we've missed that.
Dorothy (me)
User: DorothyL
Member since: 12-09-2002
Total posts: 3883
From: lendube
Date: 07-27-2007, 12:54 PM (4 of 6)
I'll join Bams. :bg: :bg: :bg:

Lennie
User: lendube
Member since: 08-06-2006
Total posts: 1548
From: bridesmom
Date: 08-01-2007, 10:41 PM (5 of 6)
She's bbaaaaaaccccckkkkkk! Good ones Jan!
Laura
Tickled pink with my Innovis 4000D
User: bridesmom
Member since: 01-21-2004
Total posts: 2026
From: ninifav
Date: 08-02-2007, 10:02 PM (6 of 6)
Love it, love it, love it!!!
User: ninifav
Member since: 09-06-2004
Total posts: 204
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