Sew, What's Up

Sew What’s Up Presents

The Sew What’s New Archive

This archived content is from Mary Wilkins’ sewing and quilting message board “Sew What’s New,” which was retired in August 2007. It is being provided by “Sew What’s Up,” which serves as the new home for many members of “Sew What’s New.”
Search the “Sew What’s New” Archive:
Sew What's New Archive > JOKES AND QUIPS
Browse the “Sew What’s New” Archive
Pages : 1 [2]
  1. Emotional needs of a woman (1 replies)
  2. Texans Need Their Space (1 replies)
  3. Take care at Christmas - British disasters (21 replies)
  4. Memo from Santa (3 replies)
  5. Two women in heaven (0 replies)
  6. Xmas Time (2 replies)
  7. Husband and Wife (1 replies)
  8. Company Policy (2 replies)
  9. I have a reputation to uphold... (14 replies)
  10. Sage Wisdom (1 replies)
  11. God IS So GOOD: (1 replies)
  12. Wishes (6 replies)
  13. A Living Will (2 replies)
  14. Exam answers by 10 year olds. (9 replies)
  15. tee hee... (0 replies)
  16. A sad thing (4 replies)
  17. new quilter (2 replies)
  18. The funeral (1 replies)
  19. Isn't this the truth! (3 replies)
  20. Grampa pays (2 replies)
  21. For the man in your life (5 replies)
  22. Why some parents start drinking... (9 replies)
  23. Telemarketer (3 replies)
  24. Brazilian (0 replies)
  25. A Valuable Study (1 replies)
  26. From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!! (3 replies)
  27. The New Cinderella Story (3 replies)
  28. Enough man-bashing: The father's pain (3 replies)
  29. Homelife Security (4 replies)
  30. You Can't Have Both (5 replies)
  31. revenge (0 replies)
  32. Why women are so crabby (2 replies)
  33. it's groaning time..... (7 replies)
  34. How to Profit from a Dead Donkey (1 replies)
  35. The Marriage Counsellor (3 replies)
  36. thought for the day (7 replies)
  37. Life in the 1500 (6 replies)
  38. An Old Farmer's Advice (2 replies)
  39. A. A. A. D. D. (6 replies)
  40. you can't bring that dog in here.... (7 replies)
  41. Ah Men.... (2 replies)
  42. Words of Wisdom...Isn't it the truth (3 replies)
  43. Why ARE Men Happier ? (4 replies)
  44. worms (2 replies)
  45. Martha vs Maxine (1 replies)
  46. This Is A Must Read: Too Funny! (8 replies)
  47. You know you are in Ontario in July When: (14 replies)
  48. Blonde Jokes.... (3 replies)
  49. *SO* funny - (Ladies Only) (2 replies)
  50. Mental Health Hotline (4 replies)
  51. Landlords (0 replies)
  52. Who Changes the Lightbulbs (8 replies)
  53. Stress Management (13 replies)
  54. Over "50" (0 replies)
  55. Being A Good Sport (3 replies)
  56. here's a corny joke! (5 replies)
  57. Who makes coffee? (0 replies)
  58. Housework (2 replies)
  59. Choosing a Pope (2 replies)
  60. New Word Meanings (1 replies)
  61. Abbott And Costello's Computer Conversation (4 replies)
  62. new exercise just for us!!!! (6 replies)
  63. public service for women (7 replies)
  64. Murphy's Laws of Sewing... (2 replies)
  65. For Mother's Day (0 replies)
  66. Blonde Joke (2 replies)
  67. An Older Man... (2 replies)
  68. Only a Southerner..... (16 replies)
  69. "Ain't this the truth?" (1 replies)
  70. Speaking of chocolate and sewing.............. (0 replies)
  71. Subject: Men ...Definition of ... (1 replies)
  72. Training Courses Now Available For Men (0 replies)
  73. Food....... (2 replies)
  74. Basic Rules For Driving In The City (18 replies)
  75. Doctors should watch what they write. (0 replies)
  76. Words (0 replies)
  77. my sister...again (8 replies)
  78. CANADIAN - AMERICAN thing (2 replies)
  79. For you Canadians - you'd love this!!! (6 replies)
  80. Stupidity Awards (0 replies)
  81. My kind of lawyer (1 replies)
  82. lesson (4 replies)
  83. The Nagging wife (2 replies)
  84. April Fools Joke (3 replies)
  85. Prescription Needed (1 replies)
  86. driver's license tells all (1 replies)
  87. Software for all Husbands Joke (4 replies)
  88. Obedient Wife Gotta Love IT (14 replies)
  89. Politically Correct - [once again] (0 replies)
  90. A dead duck (4 replies)
  91. Politically Correct (0 replies)
  92. Old men can still use their heads (4 replies)
  93. The mood ring (0 replies)
  94. "Had sex once" (3 replies)
  95. These amused me (6 replies)
  96. Those Men Can't Get Ahead of Us Women (12 replies)
  97. Moe and Sam (3 replies)
  98. A Groan a day keeps the Doctor away... (6 replies)
  99. Male Brain For Sale (2 replies)
  100. How Do These People Survive (12 replies)
  101. Buying a new Bathing Suit (8 replies)
  102. Since I'm from Idaho (3 replies)
  103. Walmarts (4 replies)
  104. The restroom (1 replies)
  105. Like His Mother... (6 replies)
  106. This is what would be my luck. (2 replies)
  107. Part 2 of Do You Remember (1 replies)
  108. Do you remember? This brought back Memories (3 replies)
  109. I owe my Mother (3 replies)
  110. Who's on first... (1 replies)
  111. he Kornmeister (3 replies)
  112. FBI Testing (0 replies)
  113. Heavenly rewards (2 replies)
  114. vocabullary (3 replies)
  115. Diets (6 replies)
  116. How to start your day on a positive note (2 replies)
  117. Mammogram (2 replies)
  118. T'was the Night Before Christmas In The Sewing Room (1 replies)
  119. In the beginning... (3 replies)
  120. Remember this at Christmas (1 replies)
  121. Gender Prayers... (1 replies)
  122. Gotta Love the Drunk Guy (2 replies)
  123. The Golden Age (2 replies)
  124. "Maxine's Way" (1 replies)
  125. Pay Attention (7 replies)
  126. Celibacy (1 replies)
  127. Signs (5 replies)
  128. Porta Potty Story (4 replies)
  129. Gentle Thoughts (1 replies)
  130. Quiz (4 replies)
  131. Want Ad (1 replies)
  132. Interesting piece of research (5 replies)
  133. newlywed joke (rated PG) (0 replies)
  134. Letter to Tide (3 replies)
  135. You Know You're Getting Old (1 replies)
  136. Priceless! (3 replies)
  137. Little Helper (1 replies)
  138. The Way Kids See Things (1 replies)
  139. Your Dress Needs Ironing (1 replies)
  140. Couple new ones (2 replies)
  141. Good sayings (2 replies)
  142. The young preacher!!! (2 replies)
  143. Irish spy (3 replies)
  144. the real restroom story (0 replies)
  145. Aprons (15 replies)
  146. You Know You're Getting Older When... (0 replies)
  147. I don't do housework because.... (9 replies)
  148. Cute Little Story (0 replies)
  149. Cat joke..... (1 replies)
  150. Internet Mailing List (0 replies)
  151. From the Internet (by Steven Wright) (3 replies)
  152. This one made me almost cry laughing (7 replies)
  153. Adult Learning for Men (0 replies)
  154. My mother was a fanatic about public bathrooms (6 replies)
  155. Dumb Jokes (2 replies)
  156. moms wanted (1 replies)
  157. New Versions of Songs of the 60's (0 replies)
  158. An Honest Woman (0 replies)
  159. Women chuckles (1 replies)
  160. How To Get Out of A Ticket (0 replies)
  161. A Letter To Tide (2 replies)
  162. Puppy size!!! (1 replies)
  163. Have You Ever Wondered??? (2 replies)
  164. You can't read this and stay in a bad mood! (3 replies)
  165. Crushed Waiter (1 replies)
  166. What a Tip! (0 replies)
  167. Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage (1 replies)
  168. He said, She said (4 replies)
  169. Lipstick (7 replies)
  170. Interpreting the Bible (1 replies)
  171. The Mother In Law Tragedy (2 replies)
  172. Men will be ... (1 replies)
  173. The Mommy Test (2 replies)
  174. 1 Week At The Gym: One Man's Story (0 replies)
  175. Men are like........ (2 replies)
  176. Cake Or Glue? (3 replies)
  177. A man and his dog (0 replies)
  178. Cajun Humor (1 replies)
  179. From One Crazy to Another (0 replies)
  180. I liked this one (1 replies)
  181. Bra sizes?? (4 replies)
  182. Here's Your Sign (3 replies)
  183. Politicians (0 replies)
  184. I'm not aging am I? (1 replies)
  185. Mid life Crisis - what crisis? (0 replies)
  186. Twas the day after Christmas (1 replies)
  187. Factfile - santa's reindeer (2 replies)
  188. Christmas Warning... (0 replies)
  189. Do you know people like this? (5 replies)
  190. The Ostrich (1 replies)
  191. What a wonderful language is English (3 replies)
  192. What it all means - what women say (3 replies)
  193. Death Of A Goldfish (2 replies)
  194. Just Ask a Kid (0 replies)
  195. A Math Lesson Every Man Should Learn! (1 replies)
  196. General Motors vs. Microsoft (1 replies)
  197. Things Dogs Try to Remember (2 replies)
  198. Jesus Is Watching! (2 replies)
  199. Are you to old for Halloween Fun? (0 replies)
  200. For Those Of You Who Have Pets That Rule Your House (1 replies)
  201. two corpuscles who made love in vein (0 replies)
  202. Who built the Ark (0 replies)
  203. A Couple of Bud Fan's (0 replies)
  204. I Didn't Do IT (2 replies)
  205. Jokes That Can Be Told In Church (0 replies)
  206. These come from Church! (0 replies)
  207. Wwjd (1 replies)
  208. Fishing or Reading (2 replies)
  209. And you think you have trouble with your computer??? (1 replies)
  210. Check this out (5 replies)
  211. iteetrisnng (3 replies)
  212. This is what happens in Transylvania (1 replies)
  213. Optimist vs Pessimist (1 replies)
  214. kids say the darnest things (23 replies)
  215. A cute pun (0 replies)
  216. things to make you go hmmmmmmm (long) (0 replies)
  217. not a joke, but still clever, me think (0 replies)
  218. Strategy For Old Women Drivers (4 replies)
  219. Diet Rules (3 replies)
  220. Chat up lines (0 replies)
  221. Singin Horses (2 replies)
  222. Pastor in a Bar (2 replies)
  223. Love those Canadians (5 replies)
  224. Why parents have grey hairs (0 replies)
  225. Canadian Language (1 replies)
  226. Tongue Twister (2 replies)
  227. Why??? (4 replies)
  228. Joke! (3 replies)
  229. Quilter's IQ Test (2 replies)
  230. Lemme think about this for a minute (2 replies)
  231. Problems On This Site (2 replies)
  232. swimming suits (7 replies)
  233. To Be Six Again (3 replies)
  234. T Shirts (2 replies)
  235. Life Explained (0 replies)
  236. Perfect Relationship (1 replies)
  237. State Trooper (2 replies)
  238. Make Doilies (0 replies)
  239. Oops, THIS is the last one for today.... (1 replies)
  240. Last one for today, lol - If You Give a Mom a Muffin (2 replies)
  241. Great Truths (0 replies)
  242. Company Mergers (2 replies)
  243. How to Bathe a Cat (4 replies)
  244. Secret Cat Diary (0 replies)
  245. The Hormone Warning (0 replies)
  246. It's the Law (0 replies)
  247. Everything he needs (3 replies)
Pages : 1 [2]
Sew What's New Archive > JOKES AND QUIPS
Sew, What's Up
Search the “Sew What’s New” Archive:
Visit Sew What’s Up for the latest sewing and quilting tips and discussions.
This page was originally located on Sew What’s New (www.sew-whats-new.com) at http://www.sew-whats-new.com/vb/archive/index.php/f-107-p-2.html
Sew What’s Up is hosted by ZenSoft